Kaustubh Bajpai
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19 Nov 2024
This tea is a complete letdown. It's so light it might as well be water with a hint of regret. The flavor is confused—somewhere between sugary syrup and watered-down milk—but neither wins, leaving the drinker utterly betrayed. If this were a dish, it would be boiled air with a side of disappointment.
This sandwich is an insult to the concept of food. It's so small that calling it a snack would be generous, and the texture—oh, the texture—is a horrifying mush. It's like someone pre-chewed bread and hoped we wouldn't notice. The flavors are so bland that even despair tastes more exciting.